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Be safe and have fun celebrating this weekend, but keep in mind the real reason we celebrate this holiday.
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Today I have some funny stuff to share with you along with a few other random things. I did want to let you know that one of my favorite beauty tools - the Clarisonic - is the Today's Special Value on QVC.
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They have really cool colors, too! I only have the white, but I LOVE the colored ones. This really is a great deal considering the price would be double if the items were sold separately. I truly love, love, love my Clarisonic. If you'd like to learn more about it, watch the video from QVC here:
http://www.qvc.com/Clarisonic-Mia2-Sonic-Cleansing-System-with-1-Year-Supply-Brush-Heads.product.A265350.html?sc=TSV&UDC=TSV&MSG=TSV_OTO_INSTOCK
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For today's "Funny Friday," I thought I'd share a few things my son D. has said lately:
(While in the bath one night...)
D: Mom, what are these things under my pee pee?
Me: Those are your testicles.
D: Oh. Does Daddy have testicles?
Me: Yes.
D: But his are bigger.
Me: Right.
D: Why are there two? In case one gets broken?
Me: No, that's just how you're made.
D: Do girls have testicles?
Me: No.
D: Why? Because girls and boys have different pee pees?
Me: Yes.
(And then, as if he has just figured out the hardest math problem ever...)
D: OH, I KNOW! YOUR TESTICLES ARE ON THE INSIDE!!!
(There you have it, folks. My kid's a genius.)
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D: Mom, will you play Ninjago with me?
Me: Sure.
D: You can be the Overlord or Sensei Wu. Which one do you want to be?
Me: The Overlord.
D: No! You have to be Sensei Wu.
Me: I don't even know who Sensei Wu is. Why did you ask me if you're going to tell me what to
do anyway?
D: You do that to Daddy.
Me: True.
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(What he said to me one night after I had just eaten a HUGE meal...)
D: Is there a baby in your belly?
Me: No!!
D: Then why is it so big?
Me: Well, I just ate a lot.
D: It sure looks like a baby could fit in there to me.
Me: Thanks, but there's no baby.
D: You're welcome.
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Okay - two last things.
1) I'm going for a pedicure on Monday and am LONG overdue. Color suggestions, anyone? I feel like I always choose a coral, similar to this (love the accent nail here)...
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or this...
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So I was thinking of going with pale blue, perhaps...
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or possibly more of a periwinkle...
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or maybe even a neon yellow. So trendy and cool.
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What do you think?
Oh, and I found this picture online and love this idea, too:
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Oh, the possibilities!!
2) Next, have any of you ever attended a BlogHer conference? I am considering registering at the last minute for this year's in NYC. If you know anything about these, please share! I've been on the fence since it's not cheap!
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Thanks for stopping by. Have a great holiday weekend!
Haha your son's quotes crack me up! Also, when he thought you were pregnant I thought he said, "you're awesome" instead of "you're welcome" at the end at first hahaha.
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Hi BB! Happy Fourth of July weekend. Ok, you and your kid have some of the best conversations! Do you keep a straight face with him when he throws the punch line? I don't know if I could; these brought tears to my eyes. If I were you I'd be falling over with laughter. I saw the clarisonic special on QVC last night -so tempted to get this. Several friends - including a teenager- have one.
ReplyDeleteAbout the nail polish, I think a medium to dark purple would look good with your Italian coloring. Maybe OPI "Planks a Lot" (yes I looked it up). Or maybe a cobalt blue like OPi Blur on my Mind. I prefer a more nude, natural shade, if I wore polish.
Have a great one!
I am a huge purple fan... I'll be looking for those colors for next time!! :-)
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Revision: the blue polish is Blue on my Mind, not Blur... Forehead slap
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DeleteHahahaha...great stories!! Outta the mouths of babes!! Enjoy the 4th! Oh and I love these polishes! I'd go with the coral colors! I am so overdue for a pedicure!! Happy 4th!
ReplyDeleteYes - my son definitely surprises me every day with the things he says. My buddy.
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